Harrison Smith

I am braving the harsh world alone for a few months, leaving the comforts of England on the 20th of February. I will be at the element's mercy in Whistler until the 9th of May enduring the hardest of skiing challenges, jumping from helicopters and from the highest peaks that Canada can offer. When I have completed this, I will be joined by Kempy and Elliot or "Smokey Joe" as he is known as by the Canadians. From there we will head to Fiji where we will swim from Island to Island, avoiding sharks, sting rays and sirens. Should we survive this, we will head to Sydney and attempt to make our way to Cairns on camelback, befriending dingos and kangaroos. If we manage to overcome the sweltering heat and rival maori ganglords then we will go to Thailand for the final stop of our tour where, inevitably, Elliot will succumb to the preying lady boys of Bangkok and almost certainly die. If, and I mean if, we get through all of this alive after committing hubris and therefore out of favour with the Gods of high mount Olympus we should arrive home on the 30th of June.